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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Kwanzaa Time Is Here...Do We Celebrate It Or Not?

 

Kwanzaa time is here
It's a happy time of year
To celebrate
Everything that we've done great
The Nguzo Saba
Loving our Mamas and Babas
Taking a firm stand
Struggling hand in hand
Kwanzaa time is here
It's a happy time of year
To celebrate
Everything that we've done great
Kwanzaa time is here...


It took me a few minutes to recall those words that I used to sing as a child with my schoolmates on every day of December (yes, somehow we were still in school on December 26) for 7 consecutive years. It's been awhile since I officially celebrated Kwanzaa...

Recently, there's been some talk around the global town that Kwanzaa shouldn't be celebrated because of the horrible crimes committed by its founder. While I do understand these sentiments, I don't connect Kwanzaa with Maulana Karenga. In fact, I had to go look up his name to finish that last sentence.
 
As regular Random Readers know, I attended a Pan-Africanist elementary school. Every year, my schoolmates (who were my extended family) and our friends and families would gather together to celebrate Kwanzaa. We performed African dances, skits, fashion shows, etc. around the Bay Area for various audiences - from senior citizens to Stanford University students. Each year, I enjoyed, and looked forward to, the rituals and traditions of the holiday.

However, as I grew older and my mom became more disillusioned with the Black Nationalist Movement because of the shadiness of the adults involved, she began distancing us from that community. As a child, I didn't understand why. I was angry that I lost what little bit of sense of family that I had.  After my parents divorced and my dad moved from the Bay Area to Atlanta, GA, my mom essentially raised me as a single parent. Most of our blood relatives were over 3,000 miles away. That sense of inter-connectedness that I was taught was meaningful for me. I would probably be a completely different person without that foundation. I was my mother's only child, but I had over 50 brothers and sisters, 40+ sets of parents and tens of aunts and uncles. At the time, I resented being raised by a village. How can I get into some trouble (aka "have fun") if all eyes are on me at all times? After I graduated from my elementary school and moved over to public school, I finally tasted some of the craved autonomy and...it's completely overrated.

So that's what Kwanzaa means to me.

But what is Kwanzaa?

Here's a quote that beautifully defines Kwanzaa from "12 Kwanzaa Quotes To Celebrate This Magical Time Of Year":

"Kwanzaa isn't a replacement for Christmas or even Hanukkah. Kwanzaa has nothing to do with religion and while some may twist it to be political, in its nature it is not. Kwanzaa is not the tool of its creator. Kwanzaa has a life of its own. Kwanzaa is about the spirit of people -- all people regardless of color or race. Kwanzaa is a holiday of the human spirit -- not the divine. The two were meant to co-exist peacefully." ~ Author Unknown
Today is the 4th day of Kwanzaa. On the fourth day, we celebrate the fourth principle of the Nguzo Saba - Ujamaa, which means "Cooperative Economics" in Swahili.

Of the seven principles of the Nguzo Saba, this is one of my favorites because I'm all about harnassing the collective power of money to use for the good of our community. I define community as any group of which I'm a member: my social community, my racial community, my human community, my living community and so on. Celebrating Kwanzaa and the principles isn't, and doesn't have to be, limited to just African-Americans but I do have a wish that we can apply these principles to progress our cultural group.

If "Cooperative Economics" sounds like socialism to you, then you're not too far off the mark. Ujamaa is about pooling money and resources together to benefit the community. As anyone who has taken a high school government or a history class knows, government-enforced socialism taken to the extreme can lead to disastrous results. But "Cooperative Economics" practiced of a people's own free will can work beautifully. Even within a capitalistic society. So I tend to think of Ujamaa as building wealth together rather than sharing wealth equally regardless of the effort put in to building the wealth.

This concept speaks to African-Americans' original collectivist bent. We come from peoples who believed in communal living, in sharing the wealth...and it shows in our culture. Look at what we do with our elderly. I volunteer in senior citizen homes and, for the most part...we ain't there. Instead of dropping our parents and grandparents off in a facility, we take them in and care for them ourselves. They become a part of our nuclear family. Regardless of how we feel about them. Just look at our President as an example. When the Obamas moved into the White House, did they hire a nanny? No. They brought Michelle's mother in to help take care of Sasha and Malia. But that's probably just what they told her. You better believe that was also a way for them to keep their eye on Mama Robinson.

I was fortunate enough to have grown up with my grandmother. She moved in with us when I was 13 years old, left and then came back for good.  Before moving in with us, she lived in Tennessee and I only visited her once or twice a year. Having her with me throughout high school and most of college was a blessing. She kept me rooted in a way that I wouldn't have been if not for her presence. Because of the tough economy, three generations of us are still pooling our resources together to do more than get by. My maternal side of the family practices "Cooperative Economics" all of the time. We take in each other's children if they aren't able to care for them for some reason. That's definitely spreading the financial responsibilities around. And we all benefit as a family. I can contrast this with my paternal side of the family that is very go-for-self. They are all over-achievers. And they have to be. Because they can rarely count on each other to help. And it shows in their health issues (which are probably a result of stress) and how hard it is to get us all together for a family reunion. But that's another story...

My point is that going it alone is overrated. And impossible. Show me a person who "pulled him/herself up by bootstraps" and I will show you someone else who helped that person somewhere in life. That "individualistic" philosophy is preached in America but is rarely practiced by any successful individual or group. We only have to look to other ethnic minorities who migrated to America to see how "Cooperative Economics" works well. And until we grasp this concept, we won't be able to progress.

I just read an interesting article about how Ujamaa is practiced in the hip-hop community. I don't know about you, but when I think of hip-hop, "Cooperative Economics" isn't the first concept that springs to my mind. But after some thought, I realized that it is practiced quite frequently by rappers:
[T]hose who are involved in the business end of hip-hop seem to be following in Gordy’s footsteps ... These present-day entrepreneurs are not just artists, they are part owners of the labels and they produce and create distribution deals that help them build and accumulate wealth. ... The real story is who these artists are and their ability to build viable, successful businesses with friends and family as supporters. The careers of Russell Simmons and Jay-Z illustrate this point. Each has started a small business that now includes recording labels, soft drink products, and clothing lines. Russell Simmons was president of Def Jam, perhaps the most well known if not most successful hip-hop label. Simmons is currently president of Rush communications. ... Simmons has sold off his interest in many of his companies for an estimated $400 million. It is said that Simmons is more successful than Barry Gordy was during his tenure in the music industry.


Simmons is also credited with creating the plan for business diversification that all hip—hop moguls have tried to emulate. None have followed in Simmons’ footsteps better than Jay-Z. Roc-A-Fella Records is one of the largest U.S. hip hop/rap record labels... The group could not secure a record deal for Jay-Z and began Roc-A-Fella out of frustration. The group began pressing records, selling them out of their trunks and requesting time on local radio. From that, Roc–A-Fella branched into other ventures, which included Rocawear clothing company; Roc4Kids, a community outreach program; and other ventures which include producing movies. Earlier this year, Jay-Z was named president and CEO of Def Jam Records and retained control of Roc-A-Fella. Jay-Z is one of the few African-American record label executives.

Ujamaa speaks to the ability to build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together. A deeper exploration of Ujamaa teaches that within our immediate network of family and friends, someone has the ability to create businesses that will comfort, feed, clothe, entertain and house millions. - LaDonna Redmond, "Ujamaa, The Cooperative Economics of Hip-Hop"

There are more examples in the entertainment industry of what we can do when we pool our resources together: the dynamically succeessful duo Oprah Winfrey & Tyler Perry and triple threat trio Will Smith, Jada Pinkett & Jay-Z.

And by "resources", I don't mean just money. Let's face it, in these dire economic times many of us can't afford to scrape together an extra nickel to rub up against someone else's scraped-up nickel.  But we may know somebody who knows somebody who...you get the picture. Social and professional business contacts are most definitely a valuable resource. If you know someone who can help someone else out, then by all means - introduce them! Don't hoard your circle. Most likely, others will appreciate this and return the favor. The very long list of popular social networking sites attest to how much people value enlarging and maximizing their social circles. Increasing your circle not only leads to great individual opportunities like jobs, growing businesses, and meeting potential romantic mates but also leads to an increased sense of community. We become invested in each other. And now we all care more about one another's well-being. When that happens, we're less likely to disrespect each other. Ujamaa can lower the crime in our communities, ya'll.

One of the ways I learn how valuable it is to share resources is by working on Organizing For America (formerly Obama For America). Little known secret: President Obama is cheap. While other presidential candidates were hooking their staff and volunteers up with the plushest of offices, we were told to make deals with local organizations, businesses and Obama supporters to get our hands on necessities such as housing, food, office space & equipment, meeting space, etc.  As a community organizer, Barack Obama learned how to make a dollar out of fifteen cents. So that's what his organization trained us to do.

It was eye-opening to learn how much we can attain by figuring out who can give what. What many people don't know is that in political campaigning (or for any organization or business), in-kind donations are  preferable to money donations. For example, if someone handed me a check for $20, I had to report and submit that check to Obama For America headquarters in Chicago, which was then pooled with other donations and most likely spent on national activities like commercials, renting townhall spaces, etc., which is a great use of the money. However, what about what we need on the ground? We would much prefer for that person to spend the $20 to feed our volunteers. Or we'd rather you bring an old printer to our campaign office.

We still use this concept for Organizing For America. A couple of weeks ago, we organized a volunteer training event at the local library. There was a mix-up that led to us not having the space in time for our scheduled event. Well, at the last minute, one of the volunteers "donated" the use of her office building where she works. It's a beautiful space for an organizational meeting. Now, we use that space regularly for events.

That's "Cooperative Economics". That's Ujamaa.

So maybe the question isn't "Should We Celebrate Kwanzaa?", but rather "How Do We Already Celebrate Kwanzaa In Our Everyday Lives Without Even Knowing It?"

Check out this trailer for "The Black Candle":
Narrated by Maya Angelou and directed by M.K. Asante, Jr., The Black Candle is a landmark, vibrant documentary that uses Kwanzaa as a vehicle to explore and celebrate the African-American experience.

A film by award-winning author and filmmaker M.K. Asante, Jr., The Black Candle is an extraordinary, inspirational story about the struggle and triumph of African-American family, community, and culture. 



A longer trailer.





Sunday, December 27, 2009

The Most Underrated R&B Artist of 2009

You may have first heard her on "Love Jones"'s awesome soundtrack in 1997. You may have been excited when you heard that Jermaine Dupri signed her to SoSo Def Records in 1998. After three years and still no album, you may have been extremely disappointed that a talent like this wasn't championed. You may have settled for listening to her background vocals for Bobby Brown, Pebbles, Babyface, Mariah Carey, Toni Braxton, and BeBe & CeCe Winans. You may have scrounged on Napster like a crackhead looking for songs from her much-delayed debut album. You may have traveled 75+ miles to purchase the last copy of her 2nd CD.

Or maybe that's just me. It feels like it's just me. How Trina Broussard has been on the scene for over 13 years without a huge R&B fanbase is beyond my comprehension. Until she gets more promotion, R&B - in its current studio-manufactured, video-created, gossip-blog-driven, radio-friendly fluff state - is dead to me. One brilliant album from Maxwell this year after an 8-year hiatus isn't enough to revive my old friend.

Stating my case...

EXHIBIT A:

First of all, not many people even try to remake Minnie Riperton because it's just a foolish thing to do. Off the top of my head, I can only think of a couple of singers who tried and succeeded (see Shanice and Chante Moore). But in 1997, Trina put her own spin on "Inside My Love" that managed to outshine the wonderful (and fellow under-congratulated singer, Minnie Riperton). If she hadn't, trust, there would've been many "how dare she's!" thrown around the Soul-loving peanut gallery.

Minnie's classic version.



Trina's prettier version.


If you think it's easy for any talented singer to cover a Minnie song, check out Chante Moore's version of "Inside My Love".



Chante has a beautiful voice but Trina shows us how it's done.

EXHIBIT B:

For 5 minutes, Trina and a then-unknown 17 year-old Alicia Keys were both signed to SoSo Def Records. They both sang a version of "Why Do I Feel So Sad", a song that ended up on Alicia's debut album in 2001. As we all know, Alicia Keys is an R&B superstar best known for her rich, gospel-infused contralto, gifted tickling of the ivories, and ability to write moving lyrics and melodies. But, once again, Trina outsang an acknowledged great. Listen and judge for yourself:



In case you're not already familiar with Alicia's version...



I'll accept some debate over Trina's "Inside My Love" > Minnie's "Inside My Love" but case closed on Trina's "Why Do I Feel So Sad" > Alicia's "Why Do I Feel So Sad". When I heard Alicia's version, I was insulted that she would even attempt to sing Trina's song. Until I found out Alicia wrote it. Then I was just sad for her. But it's probably no skin off of Alicia's back since her inferior version is more well-known. *shaking my head* And moving on...

EXHIBIT C:

Trina is not a studio creation. I repeat, Trina is NOT a studio creation (*cough*JLo, Amerie, Ashanti, Rihanna, etc.*cough*). She sings just as well (if not better) live as she does after a producer and a sound mixer get involved.


Trina sings live at a jazz festival.


All of that right there and yet she still couldn't fit in on a live tribute to Chaka Khan that everybody and their mama hopped on? Music industry FAIL.


Just because I love to compare and contrast:


EXHIBIT D:

Ok, enough of comparing Trina to other soulful singers that I have no beef with. My point isn't to start R&B World War I up in here. So let's compare Trina to current R&B radio sensations that I do have beef with. How much would you pay to hear Keri "Can't Sing Live to Save My Life" Hilson cover anything of Trina's? More than free? You're better than me.




You may be thinking, "But what about Beyonce or Lady GaGa? They can probably cover Trina well!" Maybe. But this is what they came up with together, so I doubt it.

Is this really where R&B is heading? Even artists who can sing are resorting to gadgets and gimmicks meant to distract us from the crappy "music". SMH.

In conclusion, I am pleading my case on the behalf of my sanity and the survival of R&B - a genre that I love with all of my heart and soul (no pun intended):

Please tell me that we live in a world where someone like Trina Broussard can achieve some monetary and chart success.  Actually, I should've written "live in a country" because Trina is appreciated overseas. Amazon's selling her 2004 import release - the one I drove 75 miles to buy (what? this was before mp3s were so readily available) - for almost $50. A used copy of Trina's 2002 imported debut album is selling for $190!! As any decent business student can tell you, pricing is considered an indication of the market's opinion. No comment.

Or you can listen to and purchase the non-import version of Same Girl for $12 here

Note that of 33 reviews, 27 of them are perfect 5/5 stars. Naturally, I agree with the majority. No, I didn't write any of those 27 reviews. :P And, no, neither Trina nor anyone who is Trina-affiliated has paid me to endorse her.

The latest in Trina news:
A new album, Life of a Libra, was scheduled to release in 2009. Now it's just "coming soon!!!!".

As we all know, 2009 will be the past in less than a week. Yet no new album. I hope this isn't another case of a record label pushing an album's release date back so far that it falls off the shelves and through the cracks.  Universal Motown is probably too busy investing in and promoting Young Money, Lindsay Lohan's lip-syncing self (click here & skip to 2:15 for hilarity) and Nick Cannon's new albums. :-/

If Universal Motown ever does get around to releasing Trina's new album, please support it. Or we may never hear another one from her. And then I'll have to write a very sad/angry follow-up post. That is all.

Check out other inexplicably slept-on music:
Lovesexy: Prince's Top 5 Underrated Post-80's Ballads
Why Haven't You Heard This Version of "Fields of Gold"?
This Song Is More Than "Good Enough"
Why Isn't This Artist In R&B Lover's Collection?

Friday, December 25, 2009

Lovesexy: Prince's Top 5 Underrated Post-80's Ballads

To celebrate the end of the year and a decade, here's another Random Top (Insert Whatever Here) List. Enjoy!



I don't care how old Prince gets, he will always look like this in my head.

 Anyone who knows me knows that I love me some Prince. My love affair with him began in 1984 when my father took me to see "Purple Rain". Because of my love for the soundtrack (I own at least 10 hard copies), I made sure to add every Prince album in my collection - including those that are older than me. Although my love for Prince is strong, over the years he has insisted on testing that love with some bullshiggity music that ranges from questionable to outright wackness. And the worst part about this is that we all know he can do better. Right around the time he changed his name to Artist Formerly Known As A Consistent Hitmaker, I began looking elsewhere for auditory stimulation - a one-album stand with D'Angelo, a rendezvous or two or three with Maxwell, a damn-near-elopement with Raphael Saadiq. But, like a lover who keeps the faith that things can be as good as they were during the honeymoon, I keep running back to one of my first true loves every time he whispers sweet nothings in my ear.

We all know that Prince knows how to seduce us with alternately sexy, scandalous or sweet lyrics (If there's a more romantic lyric than "If God one day struck me blind/Your Beauty I'll still see/Love is 2 weak 2 define/Just what U mean 2 me", then I haven't heard it. Ladies, imagine hearing that in your hubby's wedding vows.).  But despite his reputation as a musical genius and expert at creating baby-making music, there are many Prince ballads that have escaped widespread attention.  It's time for that to change.

So without further ado, here are some beautiful ballads that reclaimed my waning interest in Mr. Sexy Mutha(Shut yo mouf!) after he ran me away with his...experimental...music.

1. "Future Baby Mama" from "Planet Earth" (2007):




Prince's future baby mamas...from his past:





If you can tell these women apart, then you deserve a PhD in Cookie-Cutter Identification.




I've heard it said that my lovers look alike
Could it be that I was looking for you?

Sounds like Prince is finally discovering that he has a type. Congratulations on his self-awareness. He cleverly spins this opening line about his very obvious aesthetic bias into a very woo-worthy line: I know it's a bit creepy that you "fit the description" of all of my exes but they were just practice for me, like road maps that led me straight to you. ;) While listening to this song, I was reminded that we often tend to repeat patterns in relationships, including choosing people who remind us of people we have already dated. And really opens my eyes to a possible explanation for "love at first sight". Thematically, "Future Baby Mama" reminds me a bit of Boyz II Men's "Thank You In Advance".  And it sounds like the musical cousin of his remake of the Stylistics' "Betcha By Golly Wow".

2. "She Loves Me For Me" from The Rainbow Children (2001)

With this one I can be what I wanna be
I don't have 2 live up 2 no one's fantasy
I could write another 300 melodies
2 her it's just 3, cuz this one, she loves me 4 me


With this one I don't even have 2 comb my hair
I can wear what I want 2 or nothing - she don't care
I don't even have 2 take her on the rollercoaster, see?
Cuz this one, this one, she loves me 4 me


Forget every other love song you thought you've heard. This jazzy sonic confection lays out how it feels to leave the infatuation stage and enter the love zone.  In love, there's no pressure to be something more or less than we are, we can send our representative on a permanent vacation without fear of rejection, and recklessly murder those games that we play when our relationship needs aren't met. The style of this song is a huge departure from anything we've heard from Prince before or since. It remains one of my favorite tracks of his.

3. "The One"

Prince revisits his mid-to-late 80's style of marrying sex and romance and then gifting us with their baby in musical form. (Maxwell took good notes from the master.) Are you looking for a lover who won't treat you right? Prince is not "The One". (Translation: Goodbye, low self-esteem queens. Hello, women who can recognize a good man.)  But if you're looking for a good song to initiate a night of lovin', then this is "The One". It's reminiscent of "Scandalous" from the Batman soundtrack.

4. "Extraordinary"  from "The Vault: Old Friends 4 Sale" (1999):
In the mid-90's, The Artist Formerly Known As A Consistent Hitmaker seemed intent on turning out crap just to fulfill his record contract during a contentious legal dispute with Warner Bros. In the midst of lackluster material, this album full of "old-school" Prince tracks was like a meaty bone thrown to us fans starving for a taste of our beloved PRINCE. As a result of the issues with his record label, "The Vault" was under-promoted and one of his most underrated albums. Of the compilation of bluesy and jazzy songs, "Extraordinary" stands out as a beautiful ballad along the lines of "Adore". It's over entirely too soon.


5. "Somewhere Here On Earth" from "Planet Earth" (2007):



This recent performance speaks for itself. The man's still got it.

This list could go on...and on. But I'll stop here. It's too bad that Prince's new music is no longer considered "commercial" enough to get frequent airplay on "young" stations. (Who woulda thunk in the 1980's that Prince would be considered Easy Listening or Adult Contemporary (damn, I feel old)?)  He still cranks out some gems every now and then. When he does, my long-ago crush is reignited. And I remain faithful.

What's your favorite Prince song? What do you think is Prince's most underrated song?

BONUS THROWBACK: Three greats on stage together in 1983. To put this in its proper perspective: this was Thriller/Little Red Corvette era - right before Purple Rain was released. Check out Prince trying to upstage Michael's cover of James with his stripper freakshow. SMH. R.I.P. James and Michael.


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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Right v. Left: Are You Random or Reasonable?

 Stare at the spinning lady and remember which way she turns: clockwise or counterclockwise. Got it?  Now scroll down...




If you see this lady turning clockwise, you are using your right brain.
If you see her turning counter-clockwise, then you are using your left brain.
Some people do see it both ways, but most people see it only one way.
So which side of the brain are you using? And what does that mean?

According to funderstanding:
 Experimentation has shown that the two different sides, or hemispheres, of the brain are responsible for different manners of thinking. The following table illustrates the differences between left-brain and right-brain thinking:
Left Brain (right-handed)


Right Brain (left-handed)

Logical
Sequential Rational
Analytical
Objective
Looks at parts
Random Intuitive
Holistic
Synthesizing
Subjective
Looks at wholes
 Most individuals have a distinct preference for one of these styles of thinking. Some, however, are more whole-brained and equally adept at both modes. In general, schools tend to favor left-brain modes of thinking, while downplaying the right-brain ones. Left-brain scholastic subjects focus on logical thinking, analysis, and accuracy (e.g. match, science, composition). Right-brained subjects, on the other hand, focus on aesthetics, feeling, and creativity (music, creative writing, art, design).

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe


RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

Which group is easier for you to remember?






When you meet new people, is it easier to remember their names or faces?

If you picked numbers or names, then you're most likely a left-brained person.
If you picked shapes or faces, then you're most likely a right-brained person.

Taking this test confirmed for me something I intuitively knew at a very young age: I'm abnormal. I just don't see the world the same way as most people. You've probably heard the saying "thinking outside the box", right? Well, it takes effort for me to fit my thinking inside the box.

When I look at the woman spinning, she doesn't stay in one direction for longer than 2 seconds and I can make her spin the other way at will. To my mind's eye, she looks like a ballerina on crack. At an early age, I discovered that I'm ambidextrous:
Ambidexterity is the state of being equally adept in the use of both right and left appendages (such as the hands). It is one of the most famous varieties of cross-dominance. People that are born ambidextrous are extremely rare. Some people may be able to teach themselves to be ambidextrous, by practicing equally with both hands. (snip)

In modern times, it is more common to find people considered ambidextrous who were originally left handed, and who learned to be ambidextrous either deliberately or during childhood in institutions such as schools where right-handed habits are often emphasized. Also, since many everyday devices (such as can openers, scissors, guitar, etc.) are asymmetrical and designed for right-handed people by default, many left-handed people learn to use them right-handedly due to rarity or lack of left-handed models. - Wikipedia
As the title of this blog suggests, I'm proof that it's possible to be both random (right-brained) and reasonable (left-brained) at the same time - contrary to popular belief.

I have noticed that when I'm having a disagreement with someone, it's usually because we're not on the same "brain page". I'm thinking intuitively while they're thinking rationally, or vice versa. When I'm in the mood (or when my paycheck is on the line), I make the effort to switch to their side of the brain to speak their language.

However, despite being ambidextrous, I consider myself to be more of a right-brained person. Let me tell ya, it ain't easy being a right-brained person living in a left-brained world. 

Many "conspiracy theorists" are right-brained people. We easily connect dots between seemingly unrelated information to arrive at a conclusion that left-brained people view as nonsense. Inevitably, the solely left-brained person asks for a logical explanation but no explanation will be good enough for them. Because they will never understand the logic of a right-brained person.

A good example: President Obama. After discussing him with many people, I have come to the conclusion that people who are solely left-brained-oriented will never understand/approve of President Obama's strategies/tactics. They demand hard proof that he's moving through his stated agenda. However, no matter how much evidence you show them, they still "don't see it" because he's not moving through it in an obvious sequential manner (it's called multitasking), whereas people who are viewing him with a right-brained orientation can connect his action "dots" and then extrapolate to see how his present actions are setting the stage for the future. I don't think it's a coincidence that most people can't see what he's doing:



Like most lefties, he effortlessly thinks outside of the box. And no matter how many different ways he tries to explain himself, some left-brained/right-handed people just. don't. get. it.  They just don't get how you can move laterally and even backwards, yet still be moving forward...and can travel across relative mountains that way (think: like a crab). But until they see it with their own sequential-impaired eyes, I guess us lefties/right-brainies will remain "kool-aid drinkers". [ Astrological note: The crab is the symbol of Cancer and is noted for it's ability to move stealthily in every direction while plotting its forward advance. President Obama happens to have his Mars in Cancer. Maybe I can "see" his sideways walk because crab recognize crab. LOL)]

This post is inspired by two conversations that I just had: 1.) with a fellow ambidextrous person and 2.) with the Twitterverse that is full of all kinds of people.  Now, obviously, my fellow ambidextrous friend and I see exactly what Pres. Obama is doing and had a good time mapping out possible paths for him to take. This was also a fun game for us to play during the presidential campaign. More times than not, we were correct in our "random" "guesses".  At one point, I was exhausted from campaigning and worried about viral rumors about Candidate Obama and asked my hair stylist (an extreme right-brainer) whether or not he would win. Her response: "Oh he's gonna win. I feel it. Don't worry about these lunatics. It's meant for him to win." Now, this explanation wasn't enough for my left-brained side but it did make my right-brained side feel better. In the 13 years that I have known her, the facts usually back up her "feelings".

So now I'm wondering if Obama's biggest critics are left-brained or right-brained...Are they not getting the facts that prove he can manage Congress reasonably well? (Even though he has a 95%+ win rate in Congress (even higher now) - something that hasn't been done in 50 years - some people are still calling him stupid, sell-out, etc.) Or is their intuition telling them that their president doesn't know what he's doing because his actions just don't feel right to them?

Remember that Congress is mostly made up of ambitious, power-hungry, perk-happy people who are resistant to change and progress if it means negatively impacting them (which it usually does mean if it positively impacts the middle and lower classes). The reason why Pres. Obama does well with this group of bastards is because he studied them while he was a Senator. He was able to get a lot of substantial bills through as a junior U.S. Senator because of his excellent (and, apparently, under the table) strategy. Frankly, I don't understand when people can't see what he's doing. He does the same thing over and over again. SMH. From what orientation are they viewing him?

So at this point, when I recognize that I'm speaking with someone who is on a different "brain page" than me, I exit the conversation. To continue the discussion/argument at that point is useless.

So which side of the brain do you favor? Do you need cold, hard facts before you believe something? Does your tried-and-true "gut" guide you? Or are you like me - using both sides of your brain before coming to a conclusion?

Here's another test (nice and sequential for you left-brained people with lots of directions):

Directions: Get a blank sheet of lined paper. Every time you read a description or characteristic that applies to you, write down its number on the blank sheet of paper. There is no certain number of characteristics you must choose. After you are done, click here to view the key. Next to every number on your paper, write whether it was a L or an R. Count up the number of L's and R's. Whichever number is higher represents your dominance. If the numbers are close, that means you use both sides of your brain equally.
  1. I constantly look at a clock or wear a watch
  2. I keep a journal or diary of my thoughts
  3. I believe there is a either right and wrong way to do everything
  4. I find it hard to follow directions precisely
  5. The expression "Life is just a bowl of cherries" makes no sense to me
  6. I frequently change my plans and find that sticking to a schedule is boring
  7. I think it's easier to draw a map than tell someone how to get somewhere
  8. To find a lost item, I try to picture it in my head where I last saw it
  9. I frequently let my emotions guide me
  10. I learn math with ease
  11. I'd read the directions before assembling something
  12. People tell me I am always late getting places
  13. People have told me that I'm psychic
  14. I need to set goals for myself to keep me on track
  15. When somebody asks me a question, I turn my head to the left
  16. If I have a tough decision to make, I write down the pros and the cons
  17. I'd probably make a good detective
  18. I learn music with ease
  19. To solve a problem, I think of similar problems I have solved in the past
  20. I use a lot of gestures
  21. If someone asks me a question, I turn my head to the right
  22. I believe there are two ways to look at almost everything
  23. I have the ability to tell if people are lying or guilty of something, just by looking at them
  24. I keep a "to do" list
  25. I am able to thoroughly explain my opinions in words
  26. In a debate, I am objective and look at he facts before forming an opinion
  27. I've considered becoming a poet, a politician, an architect, or a dancer
  28. I always lose track of time
  29. When trying to remember a name I forgot, I'd recite the alphabet until I remembered it
  30. I like to draw
  31. When I'm confused, I usually go with my gut instinct
  32. I have considered becoming a lawyer, journalist, or doctor 
Source 


A gift from someone tryna get on my "right" side. It worked. :)

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A Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Haven't heard your fill of Tiger jokes today? Well, here's another one that brings an entirely new meaning to "Ho ho ho!!"

Disclaimer: I did not write nor do I endorse the views expressed in this poem. But I sure did laugh at it. 

via email:

 'Twas the night of Thanksgiving
 and out of the house
 Tiger Woods, he came flying
 Chased by his spouse.

 She wielded a 9 iron
 And wasn't too merry
 'cause a bimbo's phone #
 she found on his blackberry.

 He had been cheating
 On poor little Elin,
 and as each day went by
 Another whore came out squealin'

 He'd been on Holly, on Jamie
 On Rachel, on Corey,
 On Joslyn, Kaleeka
 TMZ had the story.

 From the top of the world
 To above the fold
 Tiger's ever more sordid
 Tale it was told.

 With hostesses, waitresses
 He had lots of sex,
 And when he wasn't hosin' 'em
 He sent 'em hot texts.

 He crashed his Caddie
 But didn't call On-Star
 He played "spank me Daddy'
 With a skanky old porn  star

 He's been naughty
 With Santa, he hasn't a chance,
 'cept a big lump of coal
 to match the lump in his pants.

 But despite all his crying
 And begging and pleadin'
 His wife went right out
 And bought a new house in Sweden.

 And I heard her exclaim
 As she packed up the escalade
 'If you're gonna get laid,
 Then, I'm gonna get paid!"

 Now, she's not pouting
 In fact, she's of good cheer
 Her Pre-nup made Christmas
 Come early this year!

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Top 10 Random Rhyme & Reason Posts of 2009



So it's that time of year where people drag out their best "Best Of" and "Top This and That" lists of 2009. And I'm no different.

December 2009 not only marks the end of a decade but it's also the sixth-month anniversary of Random Rhyme & Reason. Thanks for sharing in this journey with me. I've come a long way from debating whether or not to push "Publish" for the first time. I appreciate all of the feedback that you've given me in the past 6 months. Here's to more discussions with you in 2010! *clink*

So in honor of this special occasion, let's review your favorite posts and mine.

First up, we have the most frequently visited and/or discussed Random Rhyme & Reason posts.

Your Top 10 Favorite Random Posts

 

And last, but not least, here are some of my favorite posts of 2009. Have you read them?

My Top 10 Favorite Random Posts


1. I prejudge. Therefore I Am? 
I participated in a Harvard study called Project Implicit that tests our unconscious biases. Find out how I really feel about skin color, race, age, weight, and 2008 presidential candidates. Then test yourself.

2. Love Revisited / "Love by Definition"
A sequel to "Love Rules" , this was the first poem I published for Random Rhyme & Reason. Reflections on past romantic relationships led me to finally create my own definition of love.

3. "Proclamation of No Emancipation"
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that convicts are not constitutionally allowed to receive DNA testing when appealing a case. This news is very close to my heart for several reasons. I shared one of those reasons in this post.

4. The N*Word: Reclaim or Disown?
There are two types of African-Americans: those that want to reclaim the n*word and those that want to disown the n*word. Which one should we do?

5.  "Gone Too Soon" (R.I.P. Michael)
This is the day that music died. We've had other musical legends pass over - Elvis Presley, Bob Marley, Sammy Davis, Jr., James Brown - but none of them made as much of an impact on today's music as Michael Jackson. He was my first love. And this was my tribute to him.

6. Inspired like never before, I went on a poetry-writing spree for awhile...
7. 9/11: Reminiscing & Reflecting

Eight years ago on September 11, 2001, I was about to board my flight home after attending the World Peace Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance in Durban, South Africa when I heard the news about the terrorist attacks. This is my answer to the "where were you on 9/11?" 

8. Tongue-in-cheek companion pieces about improving communication skills (partially inspired by my experience as a grassroots campaign worker/volunteer discussing the most taboo subjects with thousands of people):

    9. New Rule: Don't Raise An "Other People's Kid"
    A friend asked me to be a godmother to her unborn child and I transcribed my inner dialogue. Warning: This one's tongue-in-cheek.

    10. My Dream Job
     My dream job is to improve this world - one child at a time.  If it takes me having to reach them through the use of "Stanky Leg" as an instructional video, then that's what I'll do. Warning: Yet another tongue-in-cheek one.

    Ok, you got me. It was more than 10 posts. More like 10 posts including a couple categories of posts. But aren't you glad I squeezed these under-the-radar posts in?

    If you like this blog, catch up on the posts that you may have missed in 2009 and share it with a friend in 2010.

    What's your favorite Random Rhyme & Reason post?

    Sunday, December 20, 2009

    POLL: For bloggers, who do you blog for?

    I just finished an irritating yet enlightening conversation via Twitter with a former favorite blogger of mine. In my opinion, she wrote a remarkably naive post about how she can choose to be a victim by being insulted at being called a "nigger" or not. I get her point: that we can choose how to respond to someone, and that choice can be to view it from a victim's point of view or not. I'm actually a proponent of getting away from the victim mentality, because it's self-perpetuating. However, her conclusion seemed to lack awareness of the weight of the word "nigger", as if it's on the same level as being called a pumpkin-head. And it's so not. It also doesn't help matters that her blase attitude might...just might...be because she's Italian and not...you know...the popularly used definition of "nigger". (I wrote a post about using the "n-word" where I examined why it's so emotionally charged and posed the question whether we should claim or disown it?)

    My subsequent conversation with the blogger involved her explaining that she can't write to anticipate offending everyone, which I can understand. But at what point are you writing authentically vs. writing blissfully oblivious of the impact of your words or un-nuanced point of view? As the saying goes: there's someone out there for everyone. If one reader doesn't enjoy your blog, then the next one will...or at least might. So it's necessary for a writer to write from his or her own truth but...where do you draw the line between being authentic and being antisocial? I think, if many bloggers were being honest with themselves, that line would be drawn at a mass reader exodus. Or worse, the lack of any substantial readership at all. All bloggers are people who feel the need to journal our thoughts and experiences. What separates us from those who only journal privately is that we want to involve the reader on our internal journey. In other words, we value public discourse and feedback (for whatever reason). If not, we'd keep all of our thoughts in our head.  As much as I write and share with others, I keep even more to myself.  But what I do share is just that - something I wish to share with others. I want to provide a value to my readers, not just to myself.  Regular Random Readers know that this blog is a new experiment in sharing some of my previously private thoughts with the public.

    As I type these words, I'm thinking of how this private v. public and write for myself v. write for others can be explained astrologically. But I'll save that for my other blog.

    So now I turn this over to you. Fellow bloggers, I'm curious: Who do you write for?  

    You can respond by clicking here , on the right side of this blog or in the comments section below.



    Btw, my convo with my former favorite astrological blogger was wrapped up like this:

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa I know what you MEANT. I'm not judging your intent. I'm explaining to you how your words are RECEIVED. Again, 2 diff things.

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa You just named a caveat. What's offensive is subjective, no? I'm explaining why it's offensive. Whether u choose to care is on you.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone I can sincerely apologize for offending you and understand why you are offended but you have taken meaning unintended.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone Unintended, and since lots of people read, I can't write so that no one will ever be offended or I will be crippled.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone I have just got to be myself.. I write about my experiences and people parse them. I never mean to hurt anyone.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone and if this is what this is about - hurt - then I am sorry. Really. But would write what I wrote the same way

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa Well, I accept your apology (on behalf of black people *joke*). But I can be offended & @ same time know that's not your intent.

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa I apologize if I came at you harshly. I think it was out of huge disappointment bc I really respect your astro skills. ·

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa And I don't expect someone as insightful as you to not anticipate certain weights of your words. That part is on me, I guess.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone Everyone is disappointed in me eventually. It comes with the territory, I think.


    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone you can feel anything you want. I can write what I want and deal with the consequences.

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa I'm sure you would write it the same way. You are writing your truth & I expect that from you. I'm just sad that it's your truth.

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa I just don't see you the same way anymore, which, ironically, IS what Neptune is about...rather than your post topic.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone I try to have integrity and not insult ANYONE by writing in a way that is... you know because you read me

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone I'll say it again: I swear you mistake what my "truth" is.

    Jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa Listen, Elsa, I won't deny you your truth, so don't deny me mine. If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong. But I don't think I am...

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone that I was able to hold your attention for 2 years is saying something. I'll take that away from this.

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa Also take away that readers are part of the blogging process, so their experience of you matters...

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa If you wanna be the speaker&listener, then you can journal to yourself but you write a public blog, so reader is part of process.

    jazzyone: @ElsaElsa That was my point about communication. It's not just abt speaker's intention but listener's interpretation too. BOTH are "true".

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone well my wrist is throbbing and I have a client in 8 minutes so...

    jazzzyone: @ElsaElsa Goodbye.

    elsaelsa: @jazzzyone ::waves:: :)

    The thing about this particular blogger is that she is constantly offending people in a massive way but I stuck by her - dividing the crudeness from the valuable astrological insights and reading faithfully for the past two years. Most of the time, I ignore what offends me in her writings. Other times, I write a quick response just to have another POV on record. My final straw, though, was when she inserted a political opinion about President Obama into a post about something completely unrelated to politics or Obama. I thought I was gonna read about how to love and BAM! She does a sneak attack by purposefully misrepresenting one of Obama's famous quotes to prove her point. But I put that one aside. Now it's "nigger" is no big deal. Stop feeling bad about it and let it roll off of your back. Ok...that would be better received in the context of coming from a fellow black person who I know understands what it's like to be treated like a nigger consistently throughout life rather than an Italian who was simply mistaken for one a couple times. Boo hoo.

    To read a full recap of the conversation, visit search.twitter.com and type in "Jazzzyone". Then follow the conversation with "ElsaElsa".

    Saturday, December 19, 2009

    Random Thoughts During "The Princess & the Frog" and "Avatar"

    Today my friend and I took our inner children to see a...*ahem*...double feature: "The Princess & the Frog" and "Avatar".   Instead of doing traditional reviews, I'll just share with you my random thoughts during the movie that I wanted to tweet but didn't because that would've meant missing crucial parts of both films. In other words, you should come with empty bladders and arms full of snacks before you sit down.


    Disclaimer: The Little Mermaid is my standard for Disney "princess" stories.  And "The Lion King" is my standard for non-princess Disney stories.

    Warning: mild plot spoilers.

     


    Hello, First Black Woman in a Disney Film With a Perm. Truly historical.

    I'm hearing Terence "Baby Wipes" Howard's voice but I'm seeing Tiana's big, strong coffee-with-a-little cream father. Does not compute.


    Speaking of...congrats, Disney, for not making James a deadbeat daddy. *throwing confetti* Now that we have two highly visible black men who didn't ditch their responsibilities, I vote for The Black Family Man to become a new stereotype.




    Uh oh, do we have another Veruca Salt on our hands?  Yes, yes we do.



    Someone at Disney is trying to sneak in some socio-economical points on the sly about spoiled white princesses and hard-working black women who pay the black tax. Well done, sneaky black person. Well done.

    Loving the multiculturalism. It's been 5 minutes and I've already seen at least 3 different races represented with different shades of each. Progress.

    A middle-eastern Prince? And no terrorism jokes? Progress or political correctness? You decide.



    There are a lot of jokes about big asses...on men. Regress.
    (I counted 4 big-ass jokes about big asses but I probably missed some little-ass jokes.)


    Never trust a Creole man in a purple outfit...with purple eyes to match.

    I prefer the cartoon version of Anika Noni Rose.


    Why does the black "princess" and middle-eastern prince have to spend most of the movie in non-human form? Well, I guess that's an upgrade from The Lion King. Who was Disney trying to fool with that one? We all know Mufasa and Simba are black and were Hakuna Matata-ing in Africa. But if that was explicitly mentioned, then maybe it wouldn't hold the record as the highest grossing traditionally animated film in history.


    Either this movie is hilarious or the man in front of us is extremely drunk.

    Meet my maternal grandmother (aka Mama Odie).

    Dear Parents: Don't be surprised if your kids won't let you kill any bugs after seeing this movie.

    I miss Nell Carter. She would've done a great job as one of these characters.

    This movie made me wanna revisit New Awlins for the food!! The music!! The culture!!

    On to the next one!

    Warning: Absolutely no plot spoilers because it's impossible to spoil the plot of this movie.




     "Avatar"
    (Did they mean Summer in South Africa?)



    So this is basically animated Dances With Wolves meets The Neverending Story...on 'Shrooms.

    Gorgeous special effects aside, we've seen this plot countless times before: white man explores new culture, falls in love with new culture, battles old culture using skills he's learned in new culture. (If you've seen Dances With Wolves, Last of the Mohicans, The Last Samurai, Iron Man, etc. then I'm sure you can guess how this will end.)

    I just saved you 3.5 hours of your life. You're welcome.

    If you're looking for a movie with lots of plot twists, then this ain't the one for ya. But if you feel like seeing a summer blockbuster in the winter, "Avatar" is worth the price of admission. If you enjoy feeling high, then this is definitely your movie. I don't smoke weed but I hear a movie ticket is cheaper than a bag of bud these days...You know those movies where the special effects are so good that they still look dope 20 years later? This is one of those movies.


    If you liked these "reviews", show your appreciation by gifting me with a Princess Tiana doll for Christkwannukah:


    Since times are hard and your holiday budget might be stretched to the max - what with buying your family gifts and all - I also accept your comments as gifts. :) Have you seen "The Princess & the Frog" or "Avatar"? What did you think? Any other movies on your must-see list for the holiday season?

    Check out my reviews for these two movies from an astrological point of view here.



    Wednesday, December 16, 2009

    Why Haven't You Heard This Version of "Fields of Gold"?

    I know what you're thinking: how can a song that is one of Sting's most beloved songs from one of his most beloved albums be underrated? And you're right. Sting's "Fields of Gold" isn't underrated at all. But Eva Cassidy's version is tragically underrated. Shoot, anything from Eva Cassidy is under-appreciated because not enough people know about this woman's beautiful, crystal clear voice. In fact, Eva Cassidy, born in 1963, became more well-known after her death at 33 years old:

    Although she had been honored by the Washington Area Music Association, she was virtually unknown outside her native Washington, DC when she died of melanoma in 1996. - Wiki

    Any one of her beautiful covers of classics - "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", "Time After Time", "Bridge Over Troubled Waters", "Imagine" and "People Get Ready" (her version will convince you she marched on Washington and was one of the abolishinists helping blacks along the Underground Railroad) - could have been chosen for this post. But I'm going with "Fields of Gold" because all of those aforementioned songs have been covered to death (to the point where it takes even the most devoted music fanatic a few seconds to think of who originally sang them). But it takes real guts to cover a Sting song - and cover it well. Others have tried and should be shot for trying come up short.

    According to Wiki, Sting wrote "Fields of Gold" after buying a house near a field of barley (as the lyrics indicate):

    You'll remember me when the west wind moves
    Upon the fields of barley
    You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
    As we walk in the fields of gold


    Seems like such a personal experience, right? So how does Eva make her version sound as if she wrote this from her heart? Talent and soul. It's hard not to compare a cover to an original, so let's go ahead and do that...

    Sung in his uniquely recognizable voice perfectly suited for any relaxation spa or muzak translation, Sting's original version is an invitation to a lover to frolic in an open field. I dare you not to sway or snap your fingers while listening to this version.

    Then Eva comes in and changes the entire mood of the song while remaining faithful to the original vocal arrangement. In her hands, "Fields of Gold" becomes less of an invitation and more of a plaintive plea to a lover to stay. The "Fields of Gold" becomes both a promise and a bribe. I dare you not to reminisce on past lovers while listening to this version. And did I mention that Eva sang this live while playing the guitar? Yep, she's definitely underrated.

    Luckily, she left us with an extensive collection of her work. Listen to or purchase her music here.

    While you're here, check out other underrated music:
    Track: "Good Enough"
    Artist: Syleena Johnson

    But first, listen to Eva's "Fields of Gold". What do you think?